TREASURE ISLAND — A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-inGonzalez called 911.
boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
Kimberly Lynn Calvert, 45, [address redacted], was arrested Wednesday on a charge of simple battery.
Police say an intoxicated Calvert first yelled at John Anthony Gonzales,
with whom she has been living for five months, then "began poking" him "in the
groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.
Is it possible for a woman to demand "Pay more attention!" any more strongly than poking him in the groin with her dildo? Why did he feel the need to call 911 for being poked? Poked!
And WTF is the reason for printing their complete address, including apartment number? The only purpose I can see is to shame her (or him, or both).